i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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