You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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