hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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