Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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