Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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