Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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