Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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