i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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