when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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