Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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