She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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