I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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