I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can't turn off my feet"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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