im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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