have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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