Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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