at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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