belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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