jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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