Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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