youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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