I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
PANTIES FOUND
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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