Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There r osticjed everywhere
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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