just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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