Do vagina's smell?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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