I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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