i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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