Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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