Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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