the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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