Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I could fuck to npr.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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