Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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