Will you blow on my dice?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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