Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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