Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well I just put wine in my tea
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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