I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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