she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
