He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize
