So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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