super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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