I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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