She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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