so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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