windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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