Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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