dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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