just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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