Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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