He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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