Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Pants are for mortals
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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