If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
operation harelip BJ is a go
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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