Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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